J-Lo giving birth the Xenu way!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usWell it seems Tom ‘Xenu’ Cruise and his space-saucer wife Katie Holmes are inspiring people that aren’t even into Scientology.J.Lo has decided on the giving birth in silence just like Katie and many other believers of science fiction. According to statures of Scientology no pain killer may be used during birth and the mother must be quiet so as to not ‘Traumatize the child with the sounds of labor’.

J.Lo herself is not a believer of Scientology but both her father and friends Katie Holmes and Leah Remini are believers and Leah is also the one that supposedly convinced J.Lo to give birth ‘The Travolta way’.

We wish J.Lo the best of luck, and if you want to know how completely crazy the idea of ‘Silent birth’ is we recommend you ask your mom!

Taken from buzzpatrol.com 


1 Response to “J-Lo giving birth the Xenu way!”

  1. 1 Luke

    Great, maybe she’ll make a habit of it and we won’t have to listen to her dreary bleating any more.

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