Nothing like jolly old London for an evening stroll and the purchase of a Purple Penetrator Strap-On dildo. The stories I could tell you…

But enough about high school. Here’s Madonna leaving London’s Claridges Hotel yesterday with the illustrious Purple Penetrator strap-on, in a clear bag naturally, for privacy’s sake. Guy looks pretty excited in anticipation of getting a bit bent, so I guess he’s into it. Or else doing research for a new prison flick. Who knows?

Looks like ol’ Madge haven’t given up on her wild ways. Poor Mr. Ritchie, can he handle the pressure?

Click on the link for the close-up.

‘The Penetrator’?? Ouch!

Taken from celebrityhack.com