Here’s a shocker. Lindsay Lohan maybe having “issues” in rehab. And by issues I mean getting wasted and banging fellow rehabbers in the bathroom. Ah Lindsay, how we’ve missed you.

From A Socialite’s Life:

“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on Aug. 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the program she’d have to leave.”

What, the nature walks, kayaking and tanning sessions aren’t helping? Color me astonished. Now can we get to the electroshock stuff?

Taken from celebrityrumours.com