What better way to shed your party-girl, firecrotch image than to pick a fight with a rapper and his entourage — especially when you’re a frail, skinny white girl?

While attending a private Prince concert last week, Lindsay Lohan decided it was the perfect time to mosey on over to Paris Hilton’s table and argue over Stavros Niarchos. When the cat fight ended, Lindsay returned to her table only to find Diddy and his entourage there. Refusing to share and hot off the heals of her fight with Paris, Lindsay began arguing with Diddy, whose bodyguards quickly escorted her out of the venue.

If you’re going to pick fights, Lindsay, stick to your own league — like Paris, for example. She’s got some height on you, but you’re both in the same weight class and you both use little words when you call each other names.