Paris Hilton’s cell mate was hand-picked and it’s an inmate currently doing time for reckless driving. Additionally, the jailers have put together a special protocol for Paris’ stay, detailing how things should be done for her.

Jailers were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton’s stay. The woman is already in the cell that Paris will be in … jailers are already conducting searches of anything electronic — they are prohibiting cameras, cellphones and the like … a memo has gone out to the staff, warning them that anyone who takes pictures of Paris will be disciplined — i.e., fired … a “written protocol” has already been prepared especially for Paris’ stay, detailing “when and how things should be done for her.”

They wrote up a special protocol for me when I was in jail too, but that was basically for the safety of everybody else. When God gives you lethal killing machines for fists, it’s only natural that other people are a little nervous around you. And also that you fight for justice and say things like “Head’s up” as you punch off somebody’s head.